The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.

“Is it better to pull someone, or push them to succeed? I have no idea, but will…”

“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife ha…”

“Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think …”

“In a relationship, I’m committed to giving her 100% of 50%.”