The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone.


“I was raised in a fishing village in the middle of the desert. I sold hellos an…”

“Most people walk along the beach hoping to find a fossilized Megalodon shark’s …”

“I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s becau…”

“A blanket could be used to sail with the wind. That wind is provided by my ceil…”