The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer.


“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your…”

“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause a…”

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand…”

“There’s only one way to respond to, “How do you like your dinosaur burger cooke…”