The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.

“Stupidity mixed with arrogance mixed with anger mixed with adrenaline is a dead…”

“She called and said she had to cancel tomorrow. “Cancel tomorrow!” I shrieked. …”

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had…”

“Question for your life: If we were to kiss passionately for 30 minutes, would y…”