The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.

“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced i…”

“When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve p…”

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so coul…”

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say,…”