The doors magically opened without the assistance of modern electronic devices. Instead, they cleverly employed doormen.

“I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear wha…”

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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“Do something productive, like painting or procrastinating or protesting—which i…”

“There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them i…”