The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.

“I once got stabbed with a lightning bolt. True story. (No it isn’t).”

“I am a superhero! I wear Spandex and I save things. I don’t save people, I save…”

“I could jump in a small swimming pool or dive in the big ocean, and I’d be equa…”

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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