The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.

“Hiring managers claim they don’t discriminate, but that’s simply not true. The …”

“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at …”

“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sug…”

“Ears of corn can listen better than me when they’re still in the ground.”