The fastest way for me to achieve self-improvement is with The Opponent Apparatus (my clone).

“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the …”

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And af…”

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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“A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God.”