The first man to successfully clone himself deserves to pat himself on the back. And then give himself a back massage.

“I can feel the weight of her love. It feels like a purse on my shoulder. When i…”

“I didn't have romantic feelings for her, but my penis did. So what else could I…”

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufac…”