The first thing she told me after I hit on her was that she had a boyfriend of nine months, and I thought, what kind of sick bitch dates infants?

“A brick could be crushed, mixed with water, and drunk like a sports drink. And …”

“A brick could be used to knock out the tooth of a giant, and then used as a rep…”

“I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.
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“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly…”