The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a name I can relate to.

“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw i…”

“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like t…”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”

“My wife died of someone trying to help her. He helped her find her way off a br…”