The fish meowed at me. It must be a catfish.

“I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother …”

“If I wanted to eat leftovers, I wouldn’t have taken a dump in the Tupperware.”

“I’d Poe’s nude for the approval of a dead poet. No names come to mind, but I’m …”

“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”