The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I do not know.

“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that!…”

“I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.”

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”