The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make the best omelets.

“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you…”

“The crickets sounded like maybe in the trees. They were pretty loud to be so un…”

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right bef…”

“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort s…”