The future seems so crowded to me. All I see is me, me, me, me, me and a million other clones of myself.

“When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced…”

“The truth is I did try to stab him. I tried to stab him with a butter knife. Wh…”

“I wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.”

“The way the crotch of my jeans are constructed makes it look like I have an ere…”