The girl I am in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry, or go to Jax beach and party? The ocean’s salty enough without my tears.

“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort s…”

“A brick could be used to show support for your favorite team. They want to crus…”

“Participation trophies are junk. If all you have to do is show up, how worthles…”

“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a moto…”