The government is so efficient it often takes two people to do the work of one. Actually, more accurately, it takes twice the manpower to do half the work.

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“Make your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the …”

“Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be be…”

“Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.”