The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.

“Everything east of the Mississippi is west of the Mississippi, if you just keep…”

“I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give…”

“Sometimes I pretend I'm from the 19th century. Then I drive around and say, Wow…”

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like pis…”