The hardest part about finishing is starting.

“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover…”

“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t…”

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”