The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.

“I used pleading insanity as a threat, and now I employ it as a party favor. (Th…”

“Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t hav…”

“I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toi…”

“People who are wealthy and good looking don’t know the joy of working to conque…”