The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting skin cancer.

“A brick could be used to back the dollar. Hey, it’s better than the dollar bein…”

“I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.”

“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

“She had a forehead like a dance floor. You should have seen the way the sun dan…”