The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in the cloud, and not a heavy dictionary.

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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“My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even p…”

“I want to be able to Foxtrot, without actually getting fur on my clothes.”

“Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.”