The law you sons of bitches!

“There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads…”

“Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know …”

“Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it.""No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany…”

“The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun.”