The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money.

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedne…”

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What …”

“There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.”