The leftover remains of a human brainstorm might make tasty soup

“Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But that’…”

“What is art? Art is tar, rearranged. Art is tar on canvas or tar on tarp or tar…”

“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”

“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of…”