The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets she took him. Auteur: Oscar Wilde Copy Quote More from Oscar Wilde “No, you don't feel it now. Some day, when you are old and wrinkled and ugly, wh…” “When bankers get together for dinner, they discuss Art. When artists get togeth…” “I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else.” “A beautiful woman risking everything for a mad passion. A few wild weeks of hap…”