The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.

“There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as lo…”

“He has wisdom beyond his years. He’s 87-years-old, and he’s at least as wise as…”

“The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.”

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedne…”