The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the wrong name, so I made her legally change her name to match that of my love interest.

“A blanket could be used to distribute ice cream to dyslexics. Blankets are cold…”

“My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had…”

“A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processe…”

“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”