The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.

“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of …”

“I don’t know why she broke up with me. I was always there when she needed me. W…”

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”