The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.

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“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

“Thanks,” I said, “have a great day.” And I turned to leave. Damn! I am such a c…”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”