The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”

“I saw something scary. It was a boy, asking me what I’m doing naked in his fath…”

“My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see f…”

“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.”