The most environmentally friendly last name is Green.

“I am a superhero! I wear Spandex and I save things. I don’t save people, I save…”

“The only equality that exists on earth is time. We all have exactly 24 hours in…”

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created…”

“I like cream and sugar in my sleep.”