The most the average person probably reads in a day is a STOP sign or two. And based on how people drive in Jacksonville, I don’t think they even read that much.

“I could have murdered a man today, but by not doing so I saved his life, and th…”

“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”

“If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.”