The Mythical Mr. Boo has several eagle feathers, or “Freedom Feathers,” as he likes to call them, that he staples to his chest in protest of any kind of bloodshed.

“The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.”

“I wear loud clothes. They aren’t bright colors, but I do have speakers sewn int…”

“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an…”

“If I were king, I wouldn’t pay you the money I owe you. I’d give you a far more…”