The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of attention.

“Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.”

“I don’t understand open relationships. My relationship is like a normal busines…”

“Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.
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“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I …”