The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his mouth all the time.

“Bestseller doesn’t necessarily mean good writer. I think it takes 10,000 book s…”

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike ce…”

“Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portabl…”

“You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn…”