The Nile crashed in the Amazon while being piloted by Miss Ississippi.

“I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied t…”

“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV din…”

“Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”