The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.

“I want to name one of my kids “I’ll-Have-A-Large-Cheeseburger.” That way, when …”

“Deep down, I’m an introvert. However, high up, I’m an extrovert.”

“A picture is worth a thousand words, but is 400% less valuable, because a pictu…”

“I am what I am, and I don’t need to prove it—least of all to myself. And I’ll b…”