The only lip I want to hear from you is you kissing my ear.

“I’d punch a guy that likes a girl 16 years younger. Especially if that guy was …”

“I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a…”

“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”

“A blanket could be used to deliver the darkness on a platter of light. But I’d …”