The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in the form of bananas. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords,…” “I recognized Rebecca immediately, though it is doubtful whether I registered on…” “I fish better than any fish alive.” “Jack Black and Betty White should couple and produce Earl Grey. I could go for …”