The only thing politicians serve is their own interest. Public servant has morphed into private serpent.

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but…”

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

“I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of ge…”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to look…”