The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.


“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”

“It may seem like good is always reacting in response to evil, and evil always m…”

“I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't b…”

“By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.”