The outer bands of the tropical storm didn’t play as good of music as the inner bands near the eye did.

“My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.”

“I cling to our love like saran wrap on leftovers. If you want to know when dinn…”

“I’d rather fail to try than try and fail. But, then, I am a coward who votes wi…”

“A blanket could be used to say I’m sorry without using words, gestures, body la…”