The patrons aren’t patronizing the store, and it’s not just the economy that’s keeping them out—it’s that nobody here likes to be patronized.

“I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in…”

“Love is the sound of footsteps behind you in a dark hallway. Why does it seem l…”

“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign auto…”

“Hemingway suggested you write the truest sentence you know. I say write the fal…”