The phrase “In the blink of an eye” is misleading, because one eye closing and opening is not a blink—it’s a wink.

“I can be a better friend, lover, and humanitarian, but I can’t be a better eggr…”

“I want to do something different, and make a difference in people’s lives. If e…”

“Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dild…”

“Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence?”