The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?
Because we were out of raspberries.
Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.

“They placed their bets with such self righteous bravado, but I’m the one who lo…”

“More and more, for the stupid little kid, that was the idea . . .That if enough…”

“Big Brother isn’t watching. He’s singing and dancing. He’s pulling rabbits out …”

“How miserably hypocritical, you might say, but no sooner am I offered a chance …”