The police made sure he wasn’t dead. Then they killed him.

“In the future, I’ll be furniture. Step on me now or sit on me later, but either…”

“I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.”

“She’s my compliment. That’s a kind way of saying I’m lacking.”

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breat…”