The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.

“A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to f…”

“America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers.…”

“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. …”

“If I could fly, life would be amazing. But paraplegic people say the same thing…”