The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds.

“I planted a tree. You’d think my neighbors would be happy for the shade it woul…”

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother w…”

“When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks…”

“I went to a nude beach. No naked people were around, but there was plenty of ex…”